Introducing you the new Fuk-Fuk Club...

What?
The Fuk-Fuk Club

Who?
Tiuniasing (The President)

He is an Auntie-Killer. Not bald, not old and not short. The founder of all kind of Fuk-ings. And he's considering to re-name himself to Fukniasing now.


Jacq (The Vice President)

The most innocent and sweetest girl online. Professional model. Very good at acting and pretending. CAR-MEH-LAA~ Ci-CAK~ SMILE~ Ci-CAK~ Ci-CAK~ SMILE~


Ah Tak (The Treasurer)

Think himself is Rudolph, The Rednose Reindeer. Very the sissy. Like to follow girls around dunno doing what. Will give him a skirt for present next X'mas.


+Wennie (The PR)

The Dai Ka Jeh in blogosphere. She knows many people and damn good at socialising. But TOO BAD, many people dunno her. 真可憐!


Titoki (The SeXcretary)

This one is good at nothing but making people vomit electricity! Camwhoring Posing like a sohai is her favourite hobby. Even her own mother oso complained that she sibeh da hiao can die. Just dunno when onli...

Why?
We cannot stop Fuk-ing each other.

Where?
Old McDonald had a Fuk, E-I-E-I-O...

When?
Daytime Fuk. Nite time Fuk. Every weekend oso Fuk. Till death do we stop to Fuk.

How?
You may contact us via 0800-4-Fuk-Sake. Just tell us that you need a Fuk badly and we'll do the rest FOR YOU free of charge.

Stop bitching you Fuk-ers. The less comment you leave, the more FukSss you will get!!! Have a Fukstatic weekend. Kthxbai!