Hello Mr Chap, Titoki is STILL single & available...

You know what people. That bitch called Titoki is STILL single and available.

Early-early this morning, she dressed up nicely and camwhored non-stop in her room. I asked her why. She said she wanna glue her 'pretty' pictures on the back of the mandarin oranges and throw it into the river/lake/longkang. So that Mr Right from nowhere will be able to pick it up from somewhere and come rescue marry her from anywhere.

WAaaa Lau eh, sound sooo 'Snow White' like that can die aitelyu!!!

I couldn't stop laughing like a hyena upon hearing her sohai theory. If I'm a guy, I see her picture I'll vomit. Eat her mandarin oranges I'll diarrhea. And marry her I shall be living in hell for the rest of my life. Amen.

Nonetheless, sometimes I do secretly wish that she can fai tit (like lightning) get married off from the earth with The RIGHT One. Only then our eyes, mind and soul will be cleansed and spared. Her husband will keep her busy producing babies like a pig. Doing housework like a maid. And stop her from polluting our beloved blogosphere like a dick. You say I correct mou?

That's why if you think you are The One or KNOW who is The One who can save the Whole Wide World from being terrorised by the loud-mouthed, thick-skinned, sibeh-hiao-can-die punya Titoki, please kindly leave your name and contact in the comment box below. Her twin, Evil Tik, will get in touch with you soon. *winks*

In the mean time, in a busy street in the Muddy-River Valley,
Evil Tik shouts to the crowd,

"LELONG LELONG LELONG!!!
One Good One Evil Tik!!!
Buy one get the other one FREE!!!"

LA LA~ LA LA LA~, 我看你被我气死没?! *Muahahahaha*