Mama, I need some Pomelo leaves to wash my eyes!
Imagine yourself is Cecilia or maybe Gillian, a ci-pek (Cina Pek) comes up to you, looks you up and down with humsup interest, smirks, and then says, "Hi darling, I'm a big fan of yours."
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww. WUuuweeeEAk. Yuck. Ptui.
So gross liddat can die.
Even if you die and reborn 100 million times also not enough aitelyu...
Because...
Your multi-million-dollar image which takes you years to build only takes you seconds to destroy.
You won't be remembered for the number of golden horses or melodies which you have won or achieved over the years. Instead, you'll be remembered as the actress who bared it all for the world to see that furry pet living down there in your pants.
And friend, you are sooo totally game over for this life and the next one too.
Seriously, how can you still smile, joke, pretend, and face a bunch of people, fans, family members, friends, future bfs/husbands, bosses, strangers, ci-peks alike who have downloaded + zoomed in + viewed + shared + discussed your private parts in public forums like nothing has ever happened?
Not to mention the products that you have endorsed or is going to endorse in the near future. Everytime people look at you or your face, they'll be reminded of some hairy black spiders from Down Under. And everytime you look back at them or their faces, you'll be reminded of your own shame and their disappointment in you.
It will never be the same again. (Darn. You should have shaved or trimmed or even handcuffed that black bugger in the very first place!) ;pPPppPppp
And guessed what, after this incident, you have successfully made internationally-renowned actress Shu Qi, who rose to stardom from filming porn, looks pure and angelic now. At least, she had never faked her innocence and morality since joining the industry. And the good thing is that she trimmed. I feel so guilty now for judging and disapproving of her then.
Life is so unfair. Guys who screw around are called studs, while girls who sleep around are called sluts. Women who fall for prey for smooth-talking Leng Jais are idiots with pea-sized brains. While women who let guys film/photograph them naked + FREE of charge have no brains at all.
I wonder if everyone involved has STD now. God bless HK and everyone who got screwed inside out and upside down by this guy. Amen.
P/S: Year 2008 is definitely not a dull one!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww. WUuuweeeEAk. Yuck. Ptui.
So gross liddat can die.
Even if you die and reborn 100 million times also not enough aitelyu...
Because...
Your multi-million-dollar image which takes you years to build only takes you seconds to destroy.
You won't be remembered for the number of golden horses or melodies which you have won or achieved over the years. Instead, you'll be remembered as the actress who bared it all for the world to see that furry pet living down there in your pants.
And friend, you are sooo totally game over for this life and the next one too.
Seriously, how can you still smile, joke, pretend, and face a bunch of people, fans, family members, friends, future bfs/husbands, bosses, strangers, ci-peks alike who have downloaded + zoomed in + viewed + shared + discussed your private parts in public forums like nothing has ever happened?
Not to mention the products that you have endorsed or is going to endorse in the near future. Everytime people look at you or your face, they'll be reminded of some hairy black spiders from Down Under. And everytime you look back at them or their faces, you'll be reminded of your own shame and their disappointment in you.
It will never be the same again. (Darn. You should have shaved or trimmed or even handcuffed that black bugger in the very first place!) ;pPPppPppp
And guessed what, after this incident, you have successfully made internationally-renowned actress Shu Qi, who rose to stardom from filming porn, looks pure and angelic now. At least, she had never faked her innocence and morality since joining the industry. And the good thing is that she trimmed. I feel so guilty now for judging and disapproving of her then.
Life is so unfair. Guys who screw around are called studs, while girls who sleep around are called sluts. Women who fall for prey for smooth-talking Leng Jais are idiots with pea-sized brains. While women who let guys film/photograph them naked + FREE of charge have no brains at all.
I wonder if everyone involved has STD now. God bless HK and everyone who got screwed inside out and upside down by this guy. Amen.
P/S: Year 2008 is definitely not a dull one!
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