NIAMAAAH, STOOPID FUEL PRICE HIKE!!!

Imagine this:

You wake up one morning and realize the world has changed radically. The RM1 Nasi Lemak you buy from the roadside's hawker is no longer RM1. The Petronas Twin Towers are no longer the tallest in the world. Crazy M'sians no longer drive 130-140 km/hr on the highway but instead 60-80 km/hr. All crawled like turtles believing that driving slowly can save them fuel liddat. WTF.

Summore all of these cars which hogged the middle lane (and also the petrol stations last night before the fuel price hike to RM2.70 at 12 midnight) are big powderfool guns like Camry, Vios, Accord, Civic, BMW, Merz, and the likes.

In my humble opinion, if you CAN afford to buy a high-power car, then you should be able to cope with the fuel price hike too. But you can't. That just goes to show how much of your kiasu-ness in life. There is a Chinese saying goes, if you don't have so big a head, then don't wear so big a hat. Ma de, you all big-car owners made 'small fly' like me queued so long just to get my modest 989cc Kelisa refueled last night. No heart one.

And the garmen oso one kind one. If you want to reduce the fuel subsidy or totally wash your hands off the fuel subsidy like the rest of the world, then you should consider abolishing the road tax and the blardy toll too, just like the rest of the world.

In overseas like OZ, NZ, and US, motorists never have to pay for stupid toll and there is no such tax called road tax one, okay? Only in M'sia. We are made to pay sexpensive toll because one overtly smart M'sian came out with this great idea of road-building-cum-toll-collection to enrich himself and his family members. And the stoopid garmen agreed. Because they are cronies. FTW.

Don't drive, just take the public transport to work, you say. Hahaha. Don't kid me. That's the biggest joke I have ever heard in my entire life. Our public transportation system is a total mess and failure. Just like the garmen who is supposed to look after our welfare. But didn't.

If you do not already know, the KTM breaks down at least once everyday. If one day the train is not delayed, then it is NEWS. And also, the LRT is forever packed like sardines until you can smell my armpits. The buses never come. If you live slightly further away, i.e., there is a walking distance between your place and the train station/bus stop, then you are very likely to become the next rapist's and/or snatch thief's target.

What has becometh of MALAYSIA?

Lemme tell you my dear friend. This is what M'sia will look like in the very near future:

Instead of driving to work, we'll be riding on boats and sampans. The Klang river and the Gombak river will be fully utilized to transport people from one shore to another. If you are lucky, you might see a crocodile or two swimming next to you.

Motorbikes will cover every inch of our tanahair. Proton will be mass producing Proton-cyle for the local market as well as supplying it to Thailand and Sillypore to fulfill the demand. Coz it's cheap and made from recycled Milo tins.

Traffics will be chaotic. You won't be able to cross the road because there will be so much more motorists on the road. A motorbike will become a prized property to every family. Each household must have at least one. If the guy who dates your sister/daughter doesn't own a motorbike, then he sure cannot cari makan one. Quickly shoo him off before they start making babies in the backyard.

Or better still, next life come back as a dog. Like Gigi. No need to worry about anything. Just eat and shit and play and sleep every single day! Woof!