Ghost train

OMG!!! *Gasps* Is that a ghost train??? Where did all the passengers go???

I wish it was a ghost train. But it wasn’t. It’s our very own fucked up public transportation in our own soil.

The blardy train was stranded in the bushes in a remote area due to some fucked up breakdown of the controlling switch in the station, which in turn causes the whole train system to collapse. It’s a fucking cheebye chain effect from the top to the bottom, from the left to the right, from the east to the west, from the north to the south, from your arsehole to my arsehole. (You get the drill!)

EVERYTIME when the switch has accidentally become malfunctioned, there will only be one rail road available for both incoming and outgoing trains to use. That means you have to WAIT eons inside the carriage until it’s your train’s turn to pass the rail road. I can assure you that "the waiting" is a real pain in the arse! It could be a 5-min short wait, it could be a 20-min medium wait, and it could be an hour long wait! And the possibilities can grow up to infinity!!!

And on last Friday, I was really that BAD LUCK. I boarded the train at around 5.15PM but by the time I arrived my destination station, it was already 8.00PM. Usually the train will take about an hour or so to reach my station. But on that fateful evening, the blardy train took 3 hours to arrive to my destination station!!! KNNCCB!!!

I am a low-profile blogger who doesn’t like to join in the crowd to BITCH on the current political issues and affairs. But for this time round, I can no longer keep my clam mouth shut.

This is because this kind of DELAY doesn’t happen once in a blue moon, it happens almost every week! The difference between each train delay is just how lucky or unlucky you are and how long or short you have to wait for your train to come.

And when the train does come, it’s USUALLY packed like sardines. Well, unless you are as skinny as a bamboo stick, it would be difficult for you to squeeze into the compartment to compete for a standing room. And if you have the misfortune to fail to squeeze into the carriage the first time round, you would have to wait FOREVER for the next train to come.

The most bizarre thing is, when it’s raining cats and dogs, the whole train system will just stop functioning altogether until the water has receded.

Most of you idiots will remark, "WAaahhh... Liddat can play paper boat in the water lor, hor?"

.|. <= This is for your ignorance!

That is not funny at all.

After a long and continuous suppression of anger and frustration, I have decided that I can no longer stay docile and meows like a pussycat. Because I'm seriously super pissed right now!!! GAaahhh!!!

FUCK YOU BUNCH OF PRETENTIOUS HOLLOW SHORT-SIGHTED IGNORANT BOORISH MENTALLY-RETARDED MORONS!!!

Why the FUCK do you want to change/improve others when YOU yourself should be THE ONE to make the necessary changes/improvements FIRST?!

If we have a very efficient public transportation system currently in place for us to enjoy, do you think we will give two hoots about your RM0.30 increase in our daily fuel consumption?!

Do you think I will still waste my blog space here to rant about you and your useless redundant time & resource-wasting fucked up policies and regulations? DO YOU??? HUH? HUH?? HUH??? Kanineh.

If you can show and prove to me that you have already done your job properly, I will stop bitching about the extra RM0.30 right now!!!

Do you hear me, morons???!

*STOMP! STOMP! STOMP ON THE MORONS' KKC WITH MY 3-INCH HIGH HEELS!!!* *TITOKI GROWLS*