Grandma's birthday 2 - The Drunkard
During grandma's birthday dinner, Kay saw WT’s stack of 50 Ringgit notes in his wallet and so he made him buy us beers after the cake.
Kay said: "Hey people! WT just got his pay, and he’s buying everyone beers!"
WT scratched his head and wondered when did he receive his salary already... => -_-"
Kay looked at him and teased, "Come on laa WT, don’t be so stingy! Look at your aunties, uncles and cousins, they are all so happy that you are FINALLY buying them drinks."
My kaypoh mouth itchy and I blurted out, "Yeah yeah yeah, Kay's right. Even if it tastes like shit, we’ll still say that it tastes good and we will definitely finish them off for you. Because it’s your treat!"
WT replied, "Okay TITOKI, you said so one ar! If they can’t finish it, I'm DEFINITELY going to pour it down your throat!" (Evil grin)
WT then signaled the waitress to come and proceeded to order 10 bottles of this:
He then poured the beer into my glass and said, "Yum Sheng TITOKI!!!"
(With a smirk that SHOUTS: I wanna see how you are going to survive tonight!!!)
After half a glass of beer with ice down into my stomach, I committed the following grave offence...
Now tell me, don't you wish that you were there on that night?! It could be you who kena kissed by me!!! Hahaha!!! ;þ
And this is the focker who made me drunk on that night:
I will NOT forget you WT!!! *TITOKI GROWLS*
Ed note: Ice > Heineken > Tiger. But kahlua + milk is still the pwn!
Kay said: "Hey people! WT just got his pay, and he’s buying everyone beers!"
WT scratched his head and wondered when did he receive his salary already... => -_-"
Kay looked at him and teased, "Come on laa WT, don’t be so stingy! Look at your aunties, uncles and cousins, they are all so happy that you are FINALLY buying them drinks."
My kaypoh mouth itchy and I blurted out, "Yeah yeah yeah, Kay's right. Even if it tastes like shit, we’ll still say that it tastes good and we will definitely finish them off for you. Because it’s your treat!"
WT replied, "Okay TITOKI, you said so one ar! If they can’t finish it, I'm DEFINITELY going to pour it down your throat!" (Evil grin)
WT then signaled the waitress to come and proceeded to order 10 bottles of this:

(With a smirk that SHOUTS: I wanna see how you are going to survive tonight!!!)
After half a glass of beer with ice down into my stomach, I committed the following grave offence...
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And this is the focker who made me drunk on that night:

Ed note: Ice > Heineken > Tiger. But kahlua + milk is still the pwn!
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