The conversation between four Leng Luis...
Disclaimer:
This post is for those eat-full-and-got-nothing-to-do punya people to read and comment only. It is full of pointless and meaningless inane shite. Read at your own risk. You have been warned.
For your information, the four of us here have two degrees each.
Undertaking two degrees at the same time is a very common practice amongst the university students in Australia and New Zealand. Every two out of five undergraduates you bump into in Australasia are doing their two degrees at the same time.
As long as you are able to maintain your grades, i.e., an average of B+ for all of your subjects each year, you will be invited (by your dean) to join the Conjoint Degrees elite club. It's as simple as that. There is nothing to shout about really. *winks*
Oh well, besides having to attend TWO graduation ceremonies for each of my degrees, going up to the stage TWICE and being the FIRST to accept the scroll from the Chancellor TWICE, I can't really see any other benefit in doing two degrees at all.
So you see my dear friend, there is REALLY NOTHING for you to be jealous about, okay? And err... Do you know that turning yourself into a green eyes monster is just going to make you look like a laughable sor jai only? MUaHAhAhaha.
Ahem. Ahem.
Anyway, let's not get too carried away.
Rose, May, Lynn and I, are good friends since year 1. That's because we studied the same papers for our Science major together-gether. We like to discuss and debate on anything and everything from the free mammogram in your neighbourhood to the maggot in your backyard.
So one day during our lunch, May asked us, "If one day, you found out that your bf is cheating on you with your best friend, what will you do and who will you blame?"
Lynn replied, "I'll blame the girl for stealing my boyfriend."
Rose interrupted, "But why would you want to blame the girl? Shouldn't you blame your bf first for being such a cheat and a liar?"
May nodded in agreement, "Yeah, I think I will blame the bf too."
Lynn replied, "But the girl is your best friend. She shouldn't do such a thing to hurt you in the first place."
May answered back, "Yeah, but if the bf really loves you, he won't cheat on you with ANYONE at all."
Rose turned to me and she asked, "What do you think TITOKI?"
"Hmmm... Actually I will blame myself first." I said tentatively.
All eyes fell on me, "Why?"
"Well, because one of them is my bf and the other one is my best friend. They are not supposed to hurt me in any way. I can only blame myself for believing in them. Not only I won't blame them, I want to thank them too."
"Are you mad?" They unanimously agreed that I AM INSANE.
I smiled and replied, "I want to thank them for making me realise EARLY that both are not worth my time, love and trust. And if he can betray me, he can betray her too. So why fret?"
"TRUE!!!" Now only they unanimously agreed that I AM indeed SANE. HAhAhaha.
What say you my friend? :)
This post is for those eat-full-and-got-nothing-to-do punya people to read and comment only. It is full of pointless and meaningless inane shite. Read at your own risk. You have been warned.
For your information, the four of us here have two degrees each.
As long as you are able to maintain your grades, i.e., an average of B+ for all of your subjects each year, you will be invited (by your dean) to join the Conjoint Degrees elite club. It's as simple as that. There is nothing to shout about really. *winks*
Oh well, besides having to attend TWO graduation ceremonies for each of my degrees, going up to the stage TWICE and being the FIRST to accept the scroll from the Chancellor TWICE, I can't really see any other benefit in doing two degrees at all.
So you see my dear friend, there is REALLY NOTHING for you to be jealous about, okay? And err... Do you know that turning yourself into a green eyes monster is just going to make you look like a laughable sor jai only? MUaHAhAhaha.
Ahem. Ahem.
Anyway, let's not get too carried away.
Rose, May, Lynn and I, are good friends since year 1. That's because we studied the same papers for our Science major together-gether. We like to discuss and debate on anything and everything from the free mammogram in your neighbourhood to the maggot in your backyard.
Lynn replied, "I'll blame the girl for stealing my boyfriend."
Rose interrupted, "But why would you want to blame the girl? Shouldn't you blame your bf first for being such a cheat and a liar?"
May nodded in agreement, "Yeah, I think I will blame the bf too."
Lynn replied, "But the girl is your best friend. She shouldn't do such a thing to hurt you in the first place."
May answered back, "Yeah, but if the bf really loves you, he won't cheat on you with ANYONE at all."
Rose turned to me and she asked, "What do you think TITOKI?"
"Hmmm... Actually I will blame myself first." I said tentatively.
All eyes fell on me, "Why?"
"Well, because one of them is my bf and the other one is my best friend. They are not supposed to hurt me in any way. I can only blame myself for believing in them. Not only I won't blame them, I want to thank them too."
"Are you mad?" They unanimously agreed that I AM INSANE.
I smiled and replied, "I want to thank them for making me realise EARLY that both are not worth my time, love and trust. And if he can betray me, he can betray her too. So why fret?"
"TRUE!!!" Now only they unanimously agreed that I AM indeed SANE. HAhAhaha.
What say you my friend? :)
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