My son got a Paktor already!
Every morning, mom will meet up with her friends in the morning market for breakfast and chit chat a bit.
To mom, these friends of hers are like sisters and brothers. To me, these friends of hers are like a bunch of talk-cock nosey competitive silais who like to compare everything from A to Z.
Even my lychee boobs also kena jeered at before.
"Aiyo Auntie Titoki, this is your daughter ar? Wah, so big already and so pretty. But the boobs are so small one!!! 32B right? Wakakakaka!!!"
I know my boobs are small but do you have to SHOUT and BROADCAST it to the Whole Wide World to know?! Tiu!!!
Her seemingly 'innocuous' remark can be heard from miles away! What a big fat crocodile mouth she has!!!
Biatch. BiAtCh. BIATCH. Sei 8 Poh!!! Grrr...
She is able to tell my boob size because she's a Baju Kebaya tailor.
Anyway, my topic today is not about lychee or her. It's about how some of them can be very foolish and ignorant at times.
This story was recounted to me by my mom...
One day, an auntie announced to all,
"My son got a paktor already! I'm so happy for him because his gf has helped him a lot in his studies. He got so many As this semester!"
Mom retorted,
"Wow, if I have allowed any of my daughters to paktor last time when they were still studying, then my daughter will not just achieve two degrees only. She might get more than two, maybe an extra degree in Law or Medicine! How dumb was I!!! I should have let her paktor last time!!!"
(Orange is for Commerce. Blue is for Science.)
I think I know where I get that satirical and sarcastic streak from. ;p
Ed note: Hey people, quick quick buy 6672, it is a good 4D number to buy!!! *wink wink*
To mom, these friends of hers are like sisters and brothers. To me, these friends of hers are like a bunch of talk-cock nosey competitive silais who like to compare everything from A to Z.
Even my lychee boobs also kena jeered at before.
"Aiyo Auntie Titoki, this is your daughter ar? Wah, so big already and so pretty. But the boobs are so small one!!! 32B right? Wakakakaka!!!"
I know my boobs are small but do you have to SHOUT and BROADCAST it to the Whole Wide World to know?! Tiu!!!
Her seemingly 'innocuous' remark can be heard from miles away! What a big fat crocodile mouth she has!!!
Biatch. BiAtCh. BIATCH. Sei 8 Poh!!! Grrr...
She is able to tell my boob size because she's a Baju Kebaya tailor.
Anyway, my topic today is not about lychee or her. It's about how some of them can be very foolish and ignorant at times.
This story was recounted to me by my mom...
One day, an auntie announced to all,
"My son got a paktor already! I'm so happy for him because his gf has helped him a lot in his studies. He got so many As this semester!"
Mom retorted,
"Wow, if I have allowed any of my daughters to paktor last time when they were still studying, then my daughter will not just achieve two degrees only. She might get more than two, maybe an extra degree in Law or Medicine! How dumb was I!!! I should have let her paktor last time!!!"
(Orange is for Commerce. Blue is for Science.)
I think I know where I get that satirical and sarcastic streak from. ;p
Ed note: Hey people, quick quick buy 6672, it is a good 4D number to buy!!! *wink wink*
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