S is not for Single – Part 2

Oi kawan, mana lu punya otak pigi?

I may be Single but I'm not desperate, ok Ok OK OKAY? MUAHahaha. ;)

If I'm really that desperate, do you think I'll be so free sitting here typing bedtime stories for you to read, huh Huh HUH?

KNN.

Anyway, I went to watch Superman Returns with my baby sister in 1U on Sunday.

Sis is an observant young lady, she commented, "Jie jie, do you notice that most good looking people do not have a bf or a gf with them?"

OUCH. She had nailed me on the right spot.

I looked at her and asked her half-jokingly half seriously, "Are you talking about me or you are talking about 'him'?"
*Point my finger at him*

Yes. Him. The Strong, Sturdy, Smart, Sexy, Single and good-looking guy with the big red S splattered across his chest.

And yes, you heard me right. I said SINGLE. Superman is as single as me. Can't blame him though. He has a world to Save (while I have a world to devaState). *wink wink*



QUESTION: If there is a Sharp, Sexy, Smart, Slender, SINGLE and good-looking girl running amok on the streets like she does, what will the world become?


ANSWER: All MAN-kind will be destroyed.



And I will not allow that to happen.

You see ah, Sharp, Sexy, Smart, Slender and SINGLE, I cannot avoid or change. But good-looking. Yes I can. So, to ensure the world will not turn pandemonium because of me, I have no choice but to show you...















My buck teeth.

If the pic above does not deter you, then this one Sure will...

So anyone of you out there STILL wanna date me now?
*Ngek Ngek Ngek*

Ed note: This post is dedicated to 8 Leong Gum.