Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Yeah, I lurve you too

I'm STILL sick. My nose is STILL blocked. My brain is STILL filled with phlegm until I couldn't string two words together to make a proper coherent sentence to rant and bitch about anything and everything within my vicinity. What a torture.

My body seems to know when is the best time to picket. When I'm working like a dog, my immune system is stronger than any bull.

When I'm away on leave, my vital organs start to fall apart. It really makes me wonder if my body works for my boss or it works for me. Sigh.

Nonetheless, to satisfy you sickos who are obsessed with Lychees but nothing else, my boob's size has recently shrunken from B to A-. All thanks to a bug called Influenza.

And my bum size has increased from 34" to 40". All thanks to a cheebye-ly sexpensive pay-TV called Assthrow. Triumph should invite me to model their latest G-string series for them. Sure gain no loss one aitelyu!!! *Wakakakaka*

Eat, sleep & watch TV aside, got some heartless hare-brains DARE to SMS to disturb/annoy/hinder your beloved Dai Siu Jeh from recuperating,

"Hey Titoki, why no new update in your blog geh? How's your dad and grandma? Hope they get well soon."

Hello, friend.

*Waves frantically*

I'm sick too.

Why you never ask me "How are you?" one HUH HUH HUH???

Double standard!!!

I oso lazy to reply your SMS.

Actually, there're MANY MANY MANY things that had happened/are happening around me at the moment. Even if you give me three days + three nights for storytelling I also cannot finish telling you ALL the grandfather + grandmother stories.

AND, due to the current column space's constraint, I think it's more feasible for me to leave it for my next post.

BUT, please don't forget that it is also very much depends on how 'sincere' you are to know MORE about me and my life. *wink wink* ;)

I need to go get some beauty sleep now. Kthxbai!