Your 8 Mar 2008 exam's Must-Do-List

Dear class,

Your exam is around the corner.

If you want to pass your exam with flying colours to 光宗耀祖 this coming
8 Mar 2008, here is your must-do-list:

1) Pay attention in class.

Or else you won't know what's going on around you. You are sooo gonna FAIL BIG time.

2) Stop reading those BatmaN comics crap.

There is no such guy who wears a rubber suit, fly around, and save people at night. Only YOU yourself can save your own arse.

3) Don't drink alcohol or you'll get 'Lingam Syndrome'.

Whereby you cannot remember anything. Eyesight also blur. Ear also deaf. Everything becomes, "It looks like me, sounds like, but not sure if it's me."
Tell me class, if you are sooo blur-blur-dei liddat, how to answer the Qs in your exam paper?

4) Don't drink Kopi.

It's Sexpensive and addictive. If you drink one today, you'll need to drink ten to continue the 'effects' tomorrow. You'll be so broke and screwed.

5) Go Bersih you neighbourhood.

A clean environment produces an atmosphere conducive to education.
Think A+ A+ A+ A+ A+. *winks*

6) Don't eat curry cooked by rats.

You'll get diarrhea.

7) Wear enough clothes.

Coz you don't know when the roof is going to leak again.

8) Go to your local temple/church.

And pray hard for some miracles to happen.

9) Brush your teeth first before you come for the Oral Test.

Too smelly liddat can make your tester faint.

10) Ask questions.

If you DON'T, you won't KNOW!

11) No more blogging.

You've wasted waaay too much time writing rubbish and nonsense online.
Go do some proper research and study NOW! GOooo!!!

12) Practice makes perfect.

Do lotsa revision and exercises. Think A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ again. ;)

13) Wear a red panties to bring you good luck.

The Chinese believe that wearing a red panties can 'cheh' your enemies/opponents and make them weak/lose. So you know what to do lah! *winks*

14) Don't be shy. Form study groups with your classmates.

Remember, together we progress. Don't leave anyone behind.

15) If you fail this time, don't give up.

Make sure you are better prepared the next time round and come back stronger. There is a saying goes, "Better be late than never!"

Sekian, Malaysia. Good luck and all the best!