Why is a doggy must stay at home?
Gigi's 'happy look' on weekend when mummy is at home...
Gigi's 'jiak-sai look' on weekdays when mummy has gone to work...
Gigi asks mummy, "Why is a doggy must stay at home? Why is a doggy cannot eat human food? Why is a doggy cannot go to work? Why is a doggy has so many 'cannot'? Why is a doggy a doggy? Why am I a doggy? Why? Why? Why?"
Mummy replies, "死蠢!!! Eat full & got nothing to do still wanna ask WHY?
You no hands (4 legs) = Cannot work. When you cannot work, you cannot pay tax. No tax = No subsidy. And no subsidy = Doggy must stay at home and let mummy subsidise you. Wait till you grow up and have hands that time, then you can go to work and subsidise mummy back. Petrol will be Sexpensive. Don't say I didn't warn you."
"Mummy, like that I don't want to have hands. Petrol so pricey liddat can die. Work so hard but get peanuts skin only is really not worth my time and effort. Balik kampung tanam jagung lagi best. At least I can get to eat all the jagung that I tanam!" Gigi woofs.
Mummy replies, "死蠢!!! Eat full & got nothing to do still wanna ask WHY?
You no hands (4 legs) = Cannot work. When you cannot work, you cannot pay tax. No tax = No subsidy. And no subsidy = Doggy must stay at home and let mummy subsidise you. Wait till you grow up and have hands that time, then you can go to work and subsidise mummy back. Petrol will be Sexpensive. Don't say I didn't warn you."
"Mummy, like that I don't want to have hands. Petrol so pricey liddat can die. Work so hard but get peanuts skin only is really not worth my time and effort. Balik kampung tanam jagung lagi best. At least I can get to eat all the jagung that I tanam!" Gigi woofs.
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