2008 Dog Olympics Day - Part 1

Hello everybody, my mummy brought me to the 2008 Dog Olympics Day in Central Park, 1U, to look-look-see-see last Sunday. She thought I'm from Jinjang-mari never see big event with so many doggies before. What she didn't know was that I ate more dog biscuits than she ate salt.

Cheh~, dogs only mah... I watch the 101 Dalmations replay on the Assthrow's Disney Channel everyday ler. Sap Sap Sui lah!

Nepok and Batt Zhai were there too with their papa and mama.

The Beagle Nepok got angry with me when I called her Nen Nen Pok (she walked away). Coz mummy always said that I have eight Nen Nen Poks. I didn't know what a Nen Nen Pok is until I met Nepok for the first time and mummy kept calling her Nepok Nepok Nepok. Now I finally know that Nepok is actually a short form for Nen Nen Pok. See, I smart leh? But I still couldn't figure out why she suddenly became angry with me...

Oh well, Batt Zhai is so much friendlier than her. Batt Zhai is a Silky Terrier. I called her 'sifat jai', coz Batt (Butt) is 'sifat', and Zhai is boy. I think her mummy and daddy desperately wanted a boy but got a girl instead, so that's why gave her the name Batt Zhai, which sounded like a boy. No wonder she got identity crisis sometimes. Always think herself is a boy. Poor thing.

Then I saw a pair of sky blue eyes that reminds me of Brad Pitt. The Leng Jai.

It's Akira, the Siberian Husky, and his papa, James, a k2oc-ian. My mummy's friend.

I told mummy that I want to marry Mr Blue Eyes when I 'grow up'. She LOLed at me and said that I'm an Asian breed, ten years also the same baby size one. Sigh... So depressing lah.

Then mummy carried me in her arms and pointed her finger at all the bitches around us, "See girl, got so many Leng Lui doggies out there, you wait until your next doggy life also not yet your turn to marry Akira lah."

Hrrmmph... I think my mummy must be blind one. Those bitches are so fat and ugly liddat she also praised them 'leng' and beautiful.

Some even wore pasar aunties/clown/pyjamas outfits to attract attention. IMHO, they are so kiasu liddat can die lah.

Speaking of kiasu-ness, I saw a naked bitch emerged from the pond in the park. *BEEP BEEP* 情敌 alert!!!

Hey, it's Amber the Golden Retriever. Her mummy asked her to go for a swim to cool herself down and to get ready for the agility events. Gosh, how I wish I had her brain, her slender frame and her pair of long-long legs... so that I can be as tall as her, or at least be tall enough to marry my Akira Kor Kor.

Maybe because I bitched too much and sounded like a plausible underage runaway stray for the sake of Puppy Love. Mummy sent me for microchipping. She said if I'm not microchipped, I no hold Malaysian passport wor...

And I remember not long ago, she mentioned that doggy cannot go anywhere. What a liar. She day-day goes out jau okay lah. I go out jau NOT-OKAY lah. Maybe I should get my mummy to microchip herself instead. So that she'll know how to spell the word P.A.I.N and stay at home with me more often.

And when I was yelping in pain from the microchip jabbing, a familiar yet suspicious furry white backside flashed before my eyes...

(To be continued...)

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2008 Dog Olympics Day - Part 2