Malaysia, we will rock you this 8 Mar 2008!
I feel very very very tension. Not sure if it is my swollen gum (I dun understand why my wisdom tooth is forrreveeeer growing one), the coming election, or it is the gar(bage)men in this country that is making me sick.
To those of you who think BatmaN is Great, and to those who think the election is useless because M’sia has no hope, and to those who are super-duper ignorant until don’t care/bother to vote, here are some interesting quotes for you to read:
"Everybody keeps on harping about how bad Malaysia is and do nothing about it. Nothing is going to change if all we can do is talk. Talk is cheap and action speaks louder than words. If you want the apples to fall, shake the apple tree!" – by jonc1977.blogspot.com
"In proposing new laws, the parliament requires a clear 51 percent majority from those in the parliament, only then it can pass the law. But with a 2/3 majority, BN doesn't even break a sweat with any law it wants to pull out of its ass. Here's some perspective. Singapore has amended their constitutions 4 times and USA in all their 5 centuries of existence have amended their constitution 27 times. Since 1957, BN has amended the Malaysian Constitution a total of 690 times. I will write it again so you won't think it is a typo. It is 690 times. You should now ask, where is the original constitution? Where has the nation gone? If it were not my country, I would be laughing. But I'm so not laughing no more."
– by realreds.blogspot.com
"Man, what a bunch of uneducated buffoons. All the education you've had only made you literate, but not educated. From that 'OH WE SO SCARED WE GET IN TROUBLE FOR SUPPORTING OPPOSITION' goes to show you people don't deserve freedom or liberty, or even justice because you're too chicken shit to even defend your own rights, or exercise your own rights in the first place. I wonder how many of you yuppies are even registered voters in the first place." – by bytemuncher.blogspot.com
"如果你知道以下有关大马的常识，你才算是一位合格的选民：在吉兰丹，华人是少数，但却是最多佛庙的州属，而且拥有全东南亚最长的睡佛，也不曾拆过一间庙。回教党政府多年前曾经给吉兰丹华文独立中学一千亩的土地，以便该中学发展该地而自供自足。吉兰丹州的猪农从来没有被州、市、县政府刁难过，猪肉也是公开吊着卖。回教党也参与协助马六甲猪农而被"污桶"磋揶。回教党领袖从来没有发表过种族偏激言论。反观"国震"领袖说用华人的血来洗马来剑，每年举剑吻剑。又有人说马来人被边缘化，国家欠马来人几百年，不喜欢就离开大马……。聂亚兹州务大臣现住马来高脚屋，也没有聘请保镳。国震小小巴生县议员非法住豪宅十多年不被对付。大多数吉兰丹华人都支持回教党。还有好多…震惊吧？一个是公平、廉洁和中庸。另一个贪污、腐败、滥权。若你还选一个你爱它但是它不爱你的"国震"政府，真是自作自孽了！火箭、蓝眼睛和青月亮都是我们的选择！时间无多，请速传。" – by some e-mail spammer
"I was born in Malaysia and I love Malaysia. It has maggi goreng, roti canai, nasi lemak, assam laksa, chee cheong fun, char kuey teow, and all the nice food which you cannot get in anywhere else in the world. I may not agree with the many things my garmen did, doing or going to do, but this is the place I grew up in. Despite it's flaws and imperfections, there is no place like home. All I can do is vote and make my home a better place for my children and grandchildren to live in. Let's vote for Malaysia, let's vote for CHANGE!" – by titoki.blogspot.com
And lastly, let me present you this absofcukinglutely hilarious punya interview and this image (from a DAP ceramah) taken by TV Smith in Penang on 6 Mar 2008:
This 8 Mar 2008, WE WILL WE WILL ROooooooooCCCCK YOU!!!
To those of you who think BatmaN is Great, and to those who think the election is useless because M’sia has no hope, and to those who are super-duper ignorant until don’t care/bother to vote, here are some interesting quotes for you to read:
"Everybody keeps on harping about how bad Malaysia is and do nothing about it. Nothing is going to change if all we can do is talk. Talk is cheap and action speaks louder than words. If you want the apples to fall, shake the apple tree!" – by jonc1977.blogspot.com
"In proposing new laws, the parliament requires a clear 51 percent majority from those in the parliament, only then it can pass the law. But with a 2/3 majority, BN doesn't even break a sweat with any law it wants to pull out of its ass. Here's some perspective. Singapore has amended their constitutions 4 times and USA in all their 5 centuries of existence have amended their constitution 27 times. Since 1957, BN has amended the Malaysian Constitution a total of 690 times. I will write it again so you won't think it is a typo. It is 690 times. You should now ask, where is the original constitution? Where has the nation gone? If it were not my country, I would be laughing. But I'm so not laughing no more."
– by realreds.blogspot.com
"Man, what a bunch of uneducated buffoons. All the education you've had only made you literate, but not educated. From that 'OH WE SO SCARED WE GET IN TROUBLE FOR SUPPORTING OPPOSITION' goes to show you people don't deserve freedom or liberty, or even justice because you're too chicken shit to even defend your own rights, or exercise your own rights in the first place. I wonder how many of you yuppies are even registered voters in the first place." – by bytemuncher.blogspot.com
"如果你知道以下有关大马的常识，你才算是一位合格的选民：在吉兰丹，华人是少数，但却是最多佛庙的州属，而且拥有全东南亚最长的睡佛，也不曾拆过一间庙。回教党政府多年前曾经给吉兰丹华文独立中学一千亩的土地，以便该中学发展该地而自供自足。吉兰丹州的猪农从来没有被州、市、县政府刁难过，猪肉也是公开吊着卖。回教党也参与协助马六甲猪农而被"污桶"磋揶。回教党领袖从来没有发表过种族偏激言论。反观"国震"领袖说用华人的血来洗马来剑，每年举剑吻剑。又有人说马来人被边缘化，国家欠马来人几百年，不喜欢就离开大马……。聂亚兹州务大臣现住马来高脚屋，也没有聘请保镳。国震小小巴生县议员非法住豪宅十多年不被对付。大多数吉兰丹华人都支持回教党。还有好多…震惊吧？一个是公平、廉洁和中庸。另一个贪污、腐败、滥权。若你还选一个你爱它但是它不爱你的"国震"政府，真是自作自孽了！火箭、蓝眼睛和青月亮都是我们的选择！时间无多，请速传。" – by some e-mail spammer
"I was born in Malaysia and I love Malaysia. It has maggi goreng, roti canai, nasi lemak, assam laksa, chee cheong fun, char kuey teow, and all the nice food which you cannot get in anywhere else in the world. I may not agree with the many things my garmen did, doing or going to do, but this is the place I grew up in. Despite it's flaws and imperfections, there is no place like home. All I can do is vote and make my home a better place for my children and grandchildren to live in. Let's vote for Malaysia, let's vote for CHANGE!" – by titoki.blogspot.com
And lastly, let me present you this absofcukinglutely hilarious punya interview and this image (from a DAP ceramah) taken by TV Smith in Penang on 6 Mar 2008:
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