Stupid me-me

Oh NOOO... I cannot run, I cannot hide,
Both Inevitable and King's Wife have tagged me,
I have no choice but to do the meme,
Don't be jeles that we had an orgasmic threesome-me!!!

So here goes...

I AM: PRETTY observant and PRETTY smart. (Read the CAPS only.)

I JUST NOW: burped.

I SAID: love me, set me free.

I WANT: to eat NZ green-lipped mussels.

I WISH: that I am in NZ now.

I HATE: penis-shrunken toads with pea-sized brains!!!

I MISS: my university days in NZ.

I FEAR: of creepy crawlies.

I HEAR: dead people whispering in the wee hours!!!

I WONDER: if I will ever fall in love again.

I REGRET: that I didn't puke on you.

I AM NOT: your average Jane.

I SING: when I don't feel shy.

I CRY: to shut your mouth up.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: profane.

I MADE: very good lasagne.

I WRITE: to amuse.

I CONFUSE: love with fuck, fuck with love. Errr... whatever that is.

I NEED: fuck errr... I mean love.

I SHOULD: fuck errr... I mean love more often.

I START: to realise that MEME is silly.

I FINISH: each day with a CRASH BOOM BANG (in the toilet)!

I TAG: any idiot whose arsehole is itchy and wants to get fucked by my umbrella.

Ed note:
Seng Kor said, "You wanna go watch Da Vinci in 1U?"
Vad3r said, "Oit, come play badminton laa!"
Tiuniasing said, "Wei, I have basketball matches these few days..."

But TITOKI said,
"FUCK U ALL!!! I've decided to become a LESBIAN for this weekend!!! Kthxbai!!!"