How to escape nasty lecture from your superior (for girls only!)
Good morning class,
Today Ms Titoki wants to instil you the knowledge on how to escape nasty lecture from your superior. The said method is heavily practised in the corporate world.
According to the Statistics, as long as your superior is a straight male, you are already in a very good position to achieve the 99.98% success rate.
So girls, listen carefully now. What I am going to teach you today will become a lethal weapon for you to use tomorrow.
Let us look at the following picture. Most girls will wear like this to work in Malaysia.
It is kind of dull, boring and disinteresting. (I know.)
But it's okay because as the saying goes, it's not the surface that counts, the 'inside' does.
Well, the 'inside' here does not mean your skills, knowledge and experiences. It means this:
Let your hair down and unbutton your cardigan to reveal your true colours.
It does not matter what is 'inside' of you, as long as it's a low-cut and seemingly see-through MNG tee, you have already half won the battle! ;)
Now you can walk into that room and face the music! Don't worry girl. I can assure you that it will be a soothing one. *wink wink*
(Of course unless your boss does not like girls, then it'll be a totally different tune!!!) *LOL!!!*
That's all folks! Class dismiss!
Disclaimer:
1) This post is inspired by the author's friend, Patrick, who complained how his female colleagues can easily get off and/or escape nasty lecture from their manager (but not the guys) eventhough both have committed the same offence and/or made the same mistake.
2) The author has never try the said method before.
3) The author warned: "TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
Today Ms Titoki wants to instil you the knowledge on how to escape nasty lecture from your superior. The said method is heavily practised in the corporate world.
According to the Statistics, as long as your superior is a straight male, you are already in a very good position to achieve the 99.98% success rate.
So girls, listen carefully now. What I am going to teach you today will become a lethal weapon for you to use tomorrow.
Let us look at the following picture. Most girls will wear like this to work in Malaysia.
But it's okay because as the saying goes, it's not the surface that counts, the 'inside' does.
Well, the 'inside' here does not mean your skills, knowledge and experiences. It means this:
Now you can walk into that room and face the music! Don't worry girl. I can assure you that it will be a soothing one. *wink wink*
(Of course unless your boss does not like girls, then it'll be a totally different tune!!!) *LOL!!!*
That's all folks! Class dismiss!
Disclaimer:
1) This post is inspired by the author's friend, Patrick, who complained how his female colleagues can easily get off and/or escape nasty lecture from their manager (but not the guys) eventhough both have committed the same offence and/or made the same mistake.
2) The author has never try the said method before.
3) The author warned: "TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
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