Railway story 1

I take the KTM Komuter to work everyday. It is a transport which you either love it or hate it. Love it because it is very fast (when it's working in tip top condition). Hate it because of the crowd and the smell of the crowd.

Yes, you heard me right. I SAID the SMELL of the crowd. I might not have a scientist brain to figure out why some people stink, but I do know that if you smell like shit, you should have at least tried to make yourself smell decent. For your information, there is a thing called soap and there is another thing called deodorant, you can get the both of them from a place called Guardian.

Smell aside, some people just love to body-touch-body eventhough the LRT is not crowded at all. Don't you find it irritating and annoying that some people just love to 'accidentally' brush your shoulders, hands or legs every two seconds CONSTANTLY for no apparent reason during your ride to your destination? Is it because they are lack of attention and hence desperate for some body warmth and some feminine touch? Or they are just being downright rude and humsup?

Here is a real life scenario which happened to me today:

This morning, the KTM was packed like sardines as usual, this lady came in and she stood behind me. Her D-cup boobies kept poking me from the back every two seconds from the time she boarded the train until the time I got off from the train. Imagine if I have a little bro, it will sure give her a standing ovation for the tender-loving-care she bestowed upon me.

Puhleeese laa, people, puhleeese have some courtesy and please be considerate towards the others who have to take the same train and share the same compartment with you. If you do not smell like the sunflowers it is okay, but puhleeese laa, please do not smell like you have not showered for two weeks liddat, can or not? Too stink can die one you know. And if you are desperate for some affection, please go ask it from your gf/bf, wife/husband, sister/brother, mother/father or grandmother/grandfather FIRST before you board the train, okay mou?

I am just your average KTM commuter. Please leave your eccentrics at home and leave me alone. Kthxbai!