Tell me you hate me
New Boss: "How did you like your new commute?"
Titoki: "Not bad. Halved the distance. Halved the time. Halved the cost."
New Boss: "Oh then we need to half the salary too. :D ;)"
Titoki: "In that case, shall I half my productivity too?"
New Boss: "I love this!!!! Best answer I ever got! You know... I like people who have a sense of humor and put me in place."
The above chat log was extracted from a conversation I had with my new boss via Skype yesterday.
Yes. You heard me right. I said Skype.
And yes. You heard me right again. I said new boss.
I have switched jobs recently because I have been headhunted by a NASDAQ-listed IT Security firm which is based in California, US of A.
So, be very jealous, my friend.
Because...
1. I don't get to see my boss everyday. Maybe 3-4 times a year. ;)
2. Chatting via Skype/Yahoo/MSN during office hours is a MUST.
3. I have a new business laptop to de-virginise with.
4. On top of that, I was given an additional monitor for extended graphics output viewing. Meaning, I have two monitors on my desk. One is for work purposes and the other one is solely for my chat consoles. *winks*
5. The location of my new office is very 'central'. Another word, damn convenient can die.
6. My working hours is flexi-maximus. I am allowed to work from home.
7. FREE flow of food & beverage in the pantry for staff.
8. Unlimited supply of 'super' friendly male engineers as colleagues.
9. The MAXIS guys next door are sooo Kiuuut & Haaawt!!! Especially the one called Wayne. *double winks*
10. Lastly, FYI, I'm earning USD and spending it in M'sia. ;)
Now cum & tell me that you farking hate me. And this is sooo gonna make me a very very very happy girl. *Hehehe*
Titoki: "Not bad. Halved the distance. Halved the time. Halved the cost."
New Boss: "Oh then we need to half the salary too. :D ;)"
Titoki: "In that case, shall I half my productivity too?"
New Boss: "I love this!!!! Best answer I ever got! You know... I like people who have a sense of humor and put me in place."
The above chat log was extracted from a conversation I had with my new boss via Skype yesterday.
Yes. You heard me right. I said Skype.
And yes. You heard me right again. I said new boss.
I have switched jobs recently because I have been headhunted by a NASDAQ-listed IT Security firm which is based in California, US of A.
So, be very jealous, my friend.
Because...
1. I don't get to see my boss everyday. Maybe 3-4 times a year. ;)
2. Chatting via Skype/Yahoo/MSN during office hours is a MUST.
3. I have a new business laptop to de-virginise with.
4. On top of that, I was given an additional monitor for extended graphics output viewing. Meaning, I have two monitors on my desk. One is for work purposes and the other one is solely for my chat consoles. *winks*
5. The location of my new office is very 'central'. Another word, damn convenient can die.
6. My working hours is flexi-maximus. I am allowed to work from home.
7. FREE flow of food & beverage in the pantry for staff.
8. Unlimited supply of 'super' friendly male engineers as colleagues.
9. The MAXIS guys next door are sooo Kiuuut & Haaawt!!! Especially the one called Wayne. *double winks*
10. Lastly, FYI, I'm earning USD and spending it in M'sia. ;)
Now cum & tell me that you farking hate me. And this is sooo gonna make me a very very very happy girl. *Hehehe*
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